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Why will there never be a noun credit card?

 

Because nouns get declined.

 

 

 

 

Why did the tortoise win against the hare? Because the hare's speed fluctuated wildly, but the tortoise took carapace.

 

 

 

 

What's a bean's favorite sport?

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Poot-poot golf.

 

 

 

 

What's a fart's favorite tournament?

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Her local boweling league.

 

 

 

 

Everyone on Sesame Street is frustrated, because they constantly have to relogin to all their favorite websites, but honestly, what did they expect when they decided to have their IT run by Cookie Monster?

 

 

(Joke random on page load.)

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